Well, these look like the happiest half dozen eggs you’ve ever seen – or not. They were keynote speakers at last weekend’s Australian Egg Council summit, where all the local and international ‘eggs’ were placed in the one basket – and what a big mistake that was. 🙂
A number of well known ‘egg inspectors’ visited the egg factory on the weekend, and had a very close look at several of the ‘eggs’ up on the wall, only to see them crash onto the floor, one by one, as they failed the Biblical tests of being bona fide hen’s eggs.
One of the eggs turned out to be an Ostrich egg, because he’d buried his head in the sand, and couldn’t see the writing on the wall below him, despite being warned that the wall itself was rather unstable.
Another egg turned out to be from a goose. She squarked and fluttered and carried on, causing other eggs to fall from the wall too. Splat, splat, splat, and down several more went.
Of course, the local blond haired egg avoided such a bad ending by letting all the other eggs fall, while she hid behind the cover of an egg box lid, but there was one last ‘egg’ left standing, until the senior “egg inspector” had his say:
“If it walks like a duck (egg) and squarks like a duck (egg) then maybe it’s a duck (egg)…”
So this particular ‘egg’ is now very busily shutting down her Facebook page, and ‘ducking’ for cover, before she gets “egg” all over her Face(book)… and if you have a hard time believing me, then just follow the link and see the “egg inspector’s” report:
Part 2 – HOW DID THE APC COME INTO BEING?
That’s a very interesting question, and the following post could be an answer…
“Hi folks – this piece comes straight off the pages of New Day Ministries – an old website set up by ‘pastor Kaitlin’ some years ago. And the ‘word of the Lord’ to her back in 2010? It came through none less than Cindy Jacobs:
“Cindy Jacobs at Rim of Fire Conference Brisbane Austrlaia, September 2010:
“You have a double portion. Lord I give Katherine my mantle.
The stadiums will open to you says the Lord, and I will give you not only signs but the wonders, and you will prophesy to Presidents and Kings and Rulers…. for I have put my word in your mouth and you will be a prophet to the nations says the Lord. Ask of Me the nations…don’t think how you will do it.
And the Lord says I will send you to Iceland and fire will come out of that icy place. I will send you to the places of the north; I will open the door to the Laplanders. I will open the door says the Lord to the places others don’t go, saying even those…the Lord says fire out of ice. There will be fire out of St Petersburg, there will fire in the places of the north says the Lord.
And the Lord says I cause you to write. I am giving you the anointing to write the vision and make it plain. And the Lord says you will multiply and multiply and multiply as a Deborah of God.”
http://newday.com.au/about.html
As you can see, pastor Kate has been labouring under an illusion (a big one,) for all these years, falsely believing that she can receive a “mantle” just like when Elijah gave his mantle (coat) to Elisha, when he ascended to heaven in the fiery chariot.*
This was a once in a lifetime event for both prophets, and has never been repeated in human history (unless I missed something, of course,) but these NAR wags feel that they can go around swapping ‘mantles’ like people swap batons in the tag team race!
That event (Cindy Jacob’s ‘prophecy’) may well have been the impetus for the formation of the ‘Australian Prophetic Council’. So one false prophecy, spoken over someone who desires a man made appointment towards being a recognised ‘apostle’ was maybe just enough to ensure that a whole gaggle of false apostles and prophets now meet regularly as in the APC ‘summit’ and other nefarous and highly doubltful associations each and every year.
Well done Cindy – such mayhem and disorder could only spring forth from your mouth, in the name of the Lord…
What really happened when two bona fide prophets of God interacted:
*”And it came to pass, when they were gone over, that Elijah said unto Elisha, Ask what I shall do for thee, before I be taken away from thee. And Elisha said, I pray thee, let a double portion of thy spirit be upon me. 10And he said, Thou hast asked a hard thing:nevertheless, if thou see me when I am taken from thee, it shall be so unto thee; but if not, it shall not be so. 11And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven. 12And Elisha saw it, and he cried, My father, my father, the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof. And he saw him no more: and he took hold of his own clothes, and rent them in two pieces. 13He took up also the mantle of Elijah that fell from him, and went back, and stood by the bank of Jordan” 2 Kings 2:9 – 13
PS: After Googling around the Internet for 10 minutes or so, I couldn’t find ONE reference for pastor Kate having travelled to Iceland, Lapland or St Petersburg either – not one! But then again, maybe Cindy’s ‘prophecy’ has no “use by” date on it…? Or perhaps those dates for that ministry tour have been removed…
Latest news in: Amanda Wells initial response to her being exposed on the http://www.weedingoutwells.com blog site:
PART 3 – WHO FOUNDED THE APC???
Tom and Katherine Ruonala – that’s who! And in their own words:
“Who Are We?
From time to time prophetic words have spread through the Australian church that produce reactions of fear and panic in the hearts of many believers. It is our opinion that by creating a platform by which the word of the Lord can be weighed and amplified (2 Cor 13:1, 1 Cor 14:29, 1 Cor 13:9) by respected apostolic and prophetic leaders, words of hope and strategic vision can be circulated within the wider Christian Community. Australia can then start to receive the “prophet’s reward” that comes from recognising Australian prophets with confidence.
By interacting with national prayer groups and initiatives, it is the hope of the APC that respected prophetic words will be declared, proclaimed and circulated, producing hope and vision for the nation.
The APC is made up of prophetic voices that already have some level of national or international recognition and influence as well as of apostles, national prayer leaders and emerging prophetic voices. While we acknowledge that there are no doubt other significant prophets in the nation, the APC has begun with those with whom we are relationally connected. By fostering these important relational connections across denominations, we hope to encourage and support the recognition of Australian Prophetic Voices.
Katherine and Tom Ruonala – Council Coordinators” (emphasis mine)
http://www.australianpropheticcouncil.com.au/
The Goat's Pen 
How ‘eggscrutiating’ to have to sit here and read this ‘scrambled’ post… 🙂
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I read an interesting article that is somewhat connected.
One can find it here:
http://scatteredsheepreport.blogspot.com/2015/11/the-king-and-queen-of-new-religious.html?spref=fb
It won’t be surprising when all of these rotten eggs join a one world religion. The religion will not accept those who are “intolerant” and “hateful” because of certain Biblical beliefs. And those with solid Biblical holdings will refuse to be any part of such a thing.
Now, we wait and watch.
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